Post Malone Takes Jimmy Fallon to Olive Garden


♪♪ -I’m here with Post Malone. And he’s gonna take me
to his favorite restaurant, Olive Garden.
-Yeah, very excited. -Now, you have no connection
to Olive Garden. Want to put this out
before we like — -Yeah, yeah. I have not been
monetarily compensated by Olive Garden
to do or say anything. -Me neither. I’ve never been
to an Olive Garden ever. Oh, dude, we’re here.
-We’re family. -Yeah.
We’re here, we’re family! We’re here, and we’re family!
Let’s do this! -We’re family!
-Let’s go, Olive Garden! ♪♪ -What the hell? Thank you, sir.
-Enjoy. -Your server should be
right with you, all right? ♪♪ -Hi, folks.
How are you? -I’m good.
How are you? -Welcome to the Olive Garden. -This is my first time here.
Yes, I’m a first-timer. -First-timer.
Okay, welcome. -I wore olive pants.
-Ooh. -Do you have booze?
-Free wine samples. Free.
-Free? -Free wine samples. -Wait, I’ve heard
only about breadsticks. So I can eat free breadsticks
and free wine? -So, you get a free wine sample
to start and breadsticks. And the bread sticks
are phenomenal. -Can we have the butter
with the breadsticks? Like a [bleep] load of butter?
-Extra butter. -It actually
says that on the menu. -[Bleep] load of butter! ♪♪ -Hey, salute.
-Salute. -Salute.
-Salute. -Salute. -What is that palate picking up? -Mm.
I’m picking up some, like — -A grape.
-Yep. -Like, an alcohol type of thing
or, like, do you think — -[ Laughs ]
You think it’s a grape — -Oh [bleep] it went in my nose. -[ Laughs ] You can’t snort the wine.
-[ Laughs ] -I don’t know.
Maybe you can. Can we snort the wine?
-Oh, yeah! -Let’s snort the wine.
Here we go. ♪♪ -All right.
I’m gonna show you how to do the Olive Garden breadstick,
Post Malone-style. -This is it. -Just get the butter
nice and open. Pick your stick.
You get first pick. It’s your first time here. That’s your stick.
-Wow. -And what you’re gonna
want to do is take a bite. -Okay. -Okay?
That’s it. Suck it up.
-Uh-huh. -It wasn’t the best thing
you’ve ever had, but now take your butter knife. Cut about
2 millimeters of butter. Just put it on. Cheers.
-Cheers, buddy. This is fun. The contrast. It’s garlicky.
-Mmm. -It’s salty.
-Mmm. -It’s buttery.
-Mmm. -It’s hot, and it’s cold. What else do you want?
-Nothing. -Holy moly. And these are free?
-These are free. [ Laughter ] How’s that?
[ Laughs ] -It was a mistake. ♪♪ -So I have some salad
for you guys. -Oh.
-Thank you so much. -You’re very welcome. -Healthy, too.
-Grazie. -I heard the salad’s
good here, as well. -Well, it’s free.
It’s unlimited. -Wait. What? What do you pay for here? -Would you like some fresh
parmesan cheese on top? -You know what?
I like croutons. Can I just get
a laundry basket of croutons? ♪♪ [ Laughter ] -Oh, cool! Cool! -While we’re waiting
for the entrées. -Wow! Jimmy, you’re the best dad ever. ♪♪ You look cool. -Hey, do you want to know
a little secret about me? -Yeah. -I have a special power.
-Okay. -I can guess if you like ketchup
or if you like mustard. -Okay. [ Laughter ] -You ready for this? You’ve got to look at me
in the eye, though. You think it’s easy. Don’t try to lie and try to —
you’re trying to fake me out. Look at me. Hey, can I ask you a question? Where did you go
on vacation last year? -Rome. -Oh, really? Did you stop by to see the
ketchup at the Vatican? -[ Laughing ] Am I right? -He’s good.
He’s good, guys. -Yes! -Chris, come here.
Do it to Chris. Does he like
ketchup or mustard more? -Wow.
This is tricky. -Yeah, he’s good.
-‘Cause he can look like — -He’s a brick wall. -I feel like my powers
are drained, but I’ll try. Chris?
-Yes, sir. -Did you have
a good birthday last year? You did?
-I did, yes. -Oh.
Because what was at the party? You had a cake
and you had probably a hot dog with…
mustard on it? -Oh!
He’s good! Yeah! -Get outta here! -He’s a mustard type of guy.
Everyone knows it. -I’m exhausted!
-Everyone — I know.
I don’t blame you. ♪♪ -Are you ready
to place your order? -We’ll take two chicken
parmesans, extra crispy. -Two chicken parm.
-That’s my jam. -Now listen.
Don’t worry about penne, ’cause I know you want penne,
but it’s only gluten-free. So we’ll have the rigatoni. -So you want —
So instead of spaghetti, rigatoni with marinara on top.
-Yes, ma’am. -Just some clarification here.
This is unlimited? The salad?
-Free, unlimited salad. -Do we pay for anything?
How do you guys make money here? ♪♪ -Extra crispy chicken parms.
-Mmm. -Ooh.
-With rigatoni and marinara. -That’s it right there?
-Mm-hmm. [ Clapping ] Rufio! Rufio! Rufio! Rufio! Feel free to just like dip in
whenever you want. ♪♪ -Hey, yo,
It’s my friend’s birthday. -Yes, we do
a complementary birthday cake. -Complementary?
-And we sing happy birthday. Is that okay? -You don’t pay for anything
at this place. It’s unbelievable. ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday dear Post ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
-Wow. [ Cheers and applause ] -Wow!
That’s how you do it. Hey, I really did
get you something. -You did?
-Yeah. Back when I did “Late Night”
we would tell everybody, “When you’re here,
you’re family.” -Mm-hmm. -And so the owners
of Olive Garden — even though I’d never been
to an Olive Garden — they legally gave me the slogan “When you’re here,
you’re family.” Because they were
getting rid of it. They were phasing it out
and getting a new slogan. -Really? -So I legally own “When
you’re here, you’re family.” -Wow! -And I want to transfer
everything over to you. -Jimothy…
No, sir. You shouldn’t have done this. Oh, my God. [ Laughter ] It’s done. It’s done.
That’s it. -How great is that?
-Thank you, guys, so much. -Let’s get out of here
before I have to pay the bill. -Here grab this.
Grab it. ♪♪ -Thank you again!
-Thank you! -I want to say thank you,
Olive Garden. Thank you, Post.
You’re awesome. -Bongiorno.
-Bongiorno! -Thanks, Jimothy. -You have a little wine
on your nose. -Oh. ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

100 Replies to “Post Malone Takes Jimmy Fallon to Olive Garden”

  1. This guy seems to have a good attitude and may be a good person but why would he put them stupid tattoo's on his face, which make him look uglier.

  2. Probably the only time you will hear the whole restaurant sing Happy Birthday for someone! Proud that moment was for Post!!

  3. I Started dying laughing when he brought out the laundry basket of croutons I didn’t think they were actually going to do it

  4. JimmAthy lol 😂 Post is so humble man.. can’t wait to see you in Pittsburgh homie hope you bring that A-1 but I know you will, my boys out west say you sing until your coughing up blood 🩸 for your fans man that’s so beautiful 😍 bro…

  5. 1:22
    I love how he shoves his entire nose into the glass.
    😂😂😂

    I also love how laid-back he is. Out of ALL the restaurants he could have chosen. He chose Olive Garden… Rather than some snooty ass overpriced place.

    Edit: I was just watching 'Hook' two nights ago.
    "RUFIO, RUFIO, RUFIO!!!!"

  6. I love how post Malone is so sweet so people should not judge him because he has face tattoos and swears but he is so nice 😀

  7. It never occurred to me to ask for BUTTER with the bread sticks at Olive Garden. But that's gonna change.

  8. Post and jimmy are both like to very different people but its something bout them that makes me so happy to see them together.

  9. I’m low key pissed they forgot the iconic Olive Garden chocolate mints at the end. That’s my favorite thing there. #jk

  10. I Love How Post Malone Didn't Get Disgusted When Jimmy Put The Breadsticks Into The Wine,He Just Waited To See How It Tastes😂😂😂

  11. Posty’s child moments:

    OHHHHHHHHHYEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    OH COOOOOOOLLLLL thanks jimmy your the best dad ever!

    Aww Jimothy, you shouldn’t have…(^ω^)

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