Pedestrian Question – Have You Ever Been High at Work?


ZAC EFRON, CONNIE NIELSEN, MUSIC FROM ZAC BROWN BAND IS COMING. BUT FIRST I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE WHO LIKE DRUGS. ACCORDING TO SOMETHING CALLED THE GLOBAL DRUG SURVEY, THE SAFEST RECREATIONAL DRUG OF ALL IS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? MUSHROOMS IS RIGHT. MUSHROOMS ARE THE SAFE — ESPECIALLY PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS. [ LAUGHTER ] TURNS OUT WHITE GUYS WITH DREAD LOCKS AT YOUR COLLEGE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG ABOUT MUSHROOMS. ANOTHER INTERESTING FACT, ACCORDING TO QUEST DIAGNOSTICS MORE AMERICAN WORKERS ARE TESTING POSITIVE FOR DRUGS THAN AT ANY TIME IN THE PAST 12 YEARS. WE THOUGHT THIS MIGHT BE FUN FOR OUR PEDESTRIAN QUESTION. WE WENT ON THE STREET THIS AFTERNOON, WE ASKED PEOPLE HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK? SO HERE’S — WE’LL SEE SOMEONE INTRODUCE HIMSELF OFF HERSELF, WE’LL GUESS IF THAT PERSON LOOKS LIKE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO’S BEEN HIGH ON THE JOB, OKAY? GOT IT? ALL RIGHT. LET’S PLAY.>>WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>I AM JASON, FROM AUSTIN, TEXAS. >>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK?>>Jimmy: HAS JASON FROM AUSTIN BEEN HIGH AT WORK? YOU SEEM TO BE ABOUT HALF AND HALF. LET’S FIND OUT.>>I’LL SAY A COUPLE OF TIMES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>WHAT DO YOU DO?>>JIMMY JOHNS.>>Jimmy: IN ALL THE BLACK FOREST HAM. I THINK IT’S ILLEGAL NOT TO BE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE WORKING AT JIMMY JOHN’S.>>WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>BLAIR SCHOTTS FROM MOBILE, ALABAMA. >>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK?>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HAS BLAIR — A RESOUNDING YES FROM THE AUDIENCE.>>ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ON DRUGS?>>YES.>>NO, I HAVE NOT.>>Jimmy: OH! YOU SEE THAT? HIS MULLET GIVES HIM A NATURAL HIGH. [ LAUGHTER ] HIS BARBER WAS HIGH AT WORK ON THE DAY HE DID HIS HAIR. WHO IS NEXT?>>WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>SKETCHES THE CLOWN, I’M THE PHOENIX PSYCHOPATH, THE NOTORIOUSLY HARD ACT OF THE COUNTRY. >>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK?>>Jimmy: HE’S A CLOWN. HE’S A CLOWN NAMES STITCHES. HIGH OR NOT HIGH? HIGH? ALL RIGHT.>>I’M HIGH ALL THE TIME. I’M HIGH RIGHT NOW.>>WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HIGH AT WORK?>>I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE — OBVIOUSLY IT’S REALLY RESPONSIBLE, BUT AFTERWARDS I’LL SMOKE UNDER A BRIDGE.>>Jimmy: SO IF HE HAS A CHAINSAW HE WILL NOT. BUT THAT — BY THE WAY, THAT’S THE REASON PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF CLOWNS. NEXT?>>WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>LARRY DONN FROM SWEDEN, STOCKHOLM. >>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK?>>Jimmy: NO? MORE NOES THAN YESES. HAS LARRY DONN FROM SWEDEN EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK?>>HIGH AT WORK? NEVER. >>NO?>>I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE DOING THAT, BEING THAT. >>WERE YOU HIGH WHEN YOU GOT DRESSED THIS MORNING?>>NO.>>Jimmy: NO HE WAS DRUNK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] DO WE HAVE ANYONE HERE FROM SWEDEN TONIGHT? IS THAT HOW PEOPLE ARE DRESSING IN SWEDEN NOW? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VIKING HORNS? THOSE ARE GONE? ALL RIGHT, WHO ELSE IS OUT THERE?>>WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>JACOB FROM TERRA HAUTE, INDIANA. >>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK?>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT? IT’S UNANIMOUS.>>I’M HIGH RIGHT NOW. VERY HIGH.>>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK?>>I WORK AT McDONALD’S. >>DO YOU WORK HIGH THERE?>>I’VE WORKED HIGH THERE, YEAH.>>Jimmy: THAT ALL CHECKS OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] WE’RE OUT OF McNUGGETS AGAIN? JACOB! ALL RIGHT, NEXT?>>WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>IZAN FROM PITTSBURGH. >>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK?>>Jimmy: THERE ARE TWO YESES BUT ALMOST ALL NOES. LET’S SEE. HAS IZAN EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK?>>YES.>>WHAT DO YOU DO?>>I LOOK FOR JOBS. >>IS WHY THAT YOU LOST IT?>>YEAH, YEAH. >>Jimmy: HE’S GOT A GOOD ATTITUDE ABOUT IT. HE’S FUN EMPLOYED. I BELIEVE WE HAVE ONE MORE. >>WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>MY NAME IS GUILLERMO FROM “JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE.”>>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK?>>Jimmy: I GUESS WE DON’T REALLY NEED TO GO TO THE TAPE. GUILLERMO? LET’S SEE, WHAT DOES THE AUDIENCE SAY? GUILLERMO, IS THE AUDIENCE RIGHT? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH AT WORK?>>Guillermo: YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: WELL, THANK YOU.>>Guillermo: ONLY WHEN SNOOP DOGG I

100 Replies to “Pedestrian Question – Have You Ever Been High at Work?”

  1. the dumb thing about the test is that it doesn't test if you are high at work, so even if you smoke on friday night and then get tested monday when you are completely sober, you still are considered dangerous

  2. The most favorite drug? Heroin. You only have to try it once and you'll be ready to marry the powdery substance. Marijuana is the most used drug. I wouldnt say its the most favorite. I know people who smoke weed that used to be on heroin and smoke weed to stay away but they all say heroin is much better than weed.

  3. the swedish guy was me when i was like 13 and my friends started smoking pot lmfao so repulsed like “ omg drugs????!!! no!”

  4. Were you high when you got dressed this morning?? I literally lost it 🤣🤣🤣 Yo she burned this dude on his dressing skills.

  5. Hell yeah I’ve been high at work. Right on your steps of your show then off to work across the street. Hard Rock Bitches

  6. Work is one of my favorite places to get high I'm usually sober at home so I can watch my son and so my girl and her mom cant blow my high

  7. Don’t do anything now, but I used to love shrooms back in my younger years. The best. No side effects. Truly magical too. It used to be My fav. To do with a bunch of close friends that I loved dearly, then go to the mountains. Did acid once, and my jaw hurt for a week the strychnine was horrible; never again😂

  8. I used to when I was young, like when I worked at a sunglasses shop. But now, as a supervisor for a communications company, I'd rather get high and then go to the dentist. I can wait – and just vape on the way home…

  9. The second guy said you mean on drugs? If they'd said weed, he would have said yes. I don't consider weed a drug either. Entheogen from nature. The pills recently approved by the FDA for epilepsy made from weed, those are drugs. Plant and a sacrament.

  10. Low key Guillermo has the best life ever! How many of us would like to say we're a social smoker meaning we only smoke when Snoop comes through?

  11. I work at mc Donald’s and i showed up high af 😂 The funny thing is when I walked in There’s was a bunch of high people as well.

  12. I know the state of WV has halted hire processing
    of all applicants for their Department of Corrections.
    Because none could pass the urine test to prove
    free of illicit drug use. Cannabis was commonly at-
    fault for that zero tolerance employment policy.
    Ditto, Southwestern ID, where the DHS contracted
    the manufacture of M-16 ammunition for all USA
    Armed Forces. The state was so desperate to find
    Cannabis-free labor every public funded school
    Senior Class was read a letter from their elected
    State Governor . Who requested drug-free young
    adults to seek paid summer employment making
    ammunition. To be patriots. Yeah, go figure
    how smoking Cannabis can be patriotic working
    with gunpowder.

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