Jimmy Recaps the 2020 Oscars


-You guys, what an exciting time
this is to be in New York City. There’s a buzz,
there’s a feeling, a vibe, a euphoria sweeping the town,
and there’s one reason. Tonight at
Madison Square Garden, it was the Westminster
Kennel Club Dog Show. Do you feel it?
[ Cheers and applause ] That’s right.
The dog show kicked off tonight and tomorrow,
which means there’s a good chance we’ll know
who won Best in Show before we know
which Democrat won Iowa. [ Laughter ] it was an exciting night
at the dog show. My favorite part was when
Eminem rose from the floor and started rapping
“Lose Yourself.” [ Laughter ] Yeah, everyone is talking
about the Academy Awards. And the big story is
that the South Korean thriller “Parasite” won four Oscars,
including Best Picture. [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah. What an amazing moment
for South Korea. They have “Parasite,”
they have BTS. Meanwhile, North Korea is
this close to dial-up Internet. -Oh.
[ Laughter ] -That’s right.
“Parasite” is the first non-English-speaking film
to win Best Picture, though some
Arnold Schwarzenegger movies come close.
[ Laughter ] [ Speaking indistinctly
as Arnold Schwarzenegger ] [ Laughter ] That’s right, “Parasite”
won Best Picture, while the winner
for Worst Picture was this. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, my. Come on, come on.
-Over the weekend — -Come on.
[ Laughter ] -I guess, over the weekend,
there was a photo taken of President Trump that
everyone is talking about. Could we see it again?
[ Laughter ] It looks like he just got hit
in the face with a pumpkin pie. [ Laughter ] It looks like he
stuck his head in a volcano. [ Light laughter ] He looks like a paint-sample
card from Home Depot. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Every color.
-Every color. -But Trump is now claiming that
the picture was Photoshopped. [ Audience groans ]
He went further even and said, [ As Trump ] “Actually
every photo of me is Photoshopped.
Here’s the real picture.” [ Normal voice ]
Yeah, that’s better. [ Laughter ] But back at the Oscars, I saw
there was some controversy with this year’s
“in memoriam” segment. Critics are saying
they left out some big actors and they also forgot to include
Joe Biden’s campaign. [ Audience ohs ] [ Laughter ] -Snap. -Oh, it’s a fun —
It’s a fun night. Yeah, you can do it.
[ Laughter ] It’s a roller coaster
monologue. “Whoa! Oh, oh, oh!” [ Laughter ] Last, night
the movie “American Factory” won best documentary. It was actually produced by
Barack and Michelle Obama. And now some other political
candidates have announced that they’re making
their own movies to compete in
next year’s Oscars. -Oh.
-Yeah, for example, Mike Bloomberg is making one
called “I Could Buy Ford and Ferrari.” [ Laughter and applause ] Joe Biden is making one called “The Irishman I Fought
at a Pool Hall in 1956.” [ Laughter and applause ] Bernie Sanders is making one
called “Hair-a-sight.” [ Laughter ] And finally, President Trump
is making one called
“Third Marriage Story.” [ Audience groans ] [ Cheers and applause ] -Wow. Some 2020 news. Yesterday at a campaign event
in New Hampshire, Joe Biden called a woman a, “lying, dog-faced
pony soldier.” Most people didn’t know
what it meant, but it turns out it’s a reference
from a John Wayne movie. So that ought to bring in
the youth vote. [ Laughter ]
Well, this is going viral. Yesterday in New Hampshire,
a group of young supporters sang Joe Biden a version
of a Backstreet Boys song with his name.
Take a look. -♪ Joe Biden, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Joe Biden, yeah, yeah ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] -It got worse,
five minutes later, when they started singing
NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye.” [ Laughter ]
-Oh. -This went viral.
Over the weekend, people have become obsessed with
footage of an owl running. Have you seen this? I didn’t even know owls ran,
but they do. [ Light laughter ] It’s pretty cute,
but it’s bizarre. Look, look.
That’s an owl running. [ Laughter ] Yeah. I didn’t even know
they did that. Well, of course, it’s already
inspired some memes. For example, that’s, “Everyone at the airport in
zone 3 when zone 2 is called.” [ Laughter ] [ Speaking indistinctly ] It’s also, “Rudy Giuliani when he hears Trump say,
‘Here, boy.'” [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Wow. And finally that’s,
“Bernie Sanders heading to the men’s room
after a three-hour debate.” [ Laughter and applause ] [ As Sanders ]
“Got to get there. Gotta get it,
quick, quick, quick. Quick, quick, quick, quick!” [ Applause ] [ Normal voice ] And finally,
over the weekend, while trying to avoid a storm
at British Airways, a flight from New York to London broke a speed record
at over 800 miles per hour. Good news is,
they beat the storm. Bad news is, everyone
who got off the plane now permanently looks like this.
[ Laughter and applause ] We have a great show!

100 Replies to “Jimmy Recaps the 2020 Oscars”

  1. Trump would win a lot more people over if he just owned up to that picture. People like self deprecating humor.

  2. I'm not a politician
    I don't like talking about politics because I don't know alot about it
    If your show is based on comedy or you want to talk about a specific issue other than politics then please don't talk about politics
    Although I don't like Donald Trump but I know the more you talk about him the more you give him attention
    Stick to comedy and please leave politics for real politicians

  3. Recapping the oscars….I didn't know biden,sanders,and trump were there…..COME ON LATE NIGHT, we already have to hear about politics every single day on every news outlet and talk show, can you just tell some NON POLITICAL, actually funny jokes and interview the celebs, stopped watching Kimmel because he sucks now & Fallon I like you but …. πŸ™‰πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

  4. Jimmy makes Joe Biden joke:
    Audience starts to take out flaming torches and pitchforks

    Jimmy makes second trump joke:
    Audience: "it's okay people, false alarm"

  5. This is exactly what I was looking for. I thought, maybe Jimmy did a monologue on the Oscars. And the title is "Jimmy recaps the 2020 Oscars." nice!
    Much better than David Spade's racist recrap

  6. Korea is divided because of the ideological reason, the people wanted capitalism and communism. Although N.Korea turned into dictatorship but back in time, people wanted equalized society. We cannot deny capitalism has many problems actually. We need to communicate each other and try to understand each other even with N.Korea.

  7. so im pretty sure i proved gravity is the driving force in space diffusion im a little less sure the republican party controls the us im positive mind control technology exists i think im being edited if history is true theres a good chance im the monarch of the united states at least histo

  8. i dont know if i can do anything to not be edited but if i can the american people need to br4ng me into the light to tell them whats been going on if they dont know about the mind control technology im positive of it to the point its hard to support brainwashing anybody that saw all my messages unedited would already know

  9. Bro, you are funny and have been for years. Give up the bullshit political rhetoric. I’ll be a nightly watcher again in 4 years and am looking forward to it!

  10. When I was young almost 50 years ago, Korea was the poorest country in the world. When you guys met someone and said Hi! Hello! Good Morning!, we said Did you eat breakfast? Did you eat dinner? instead of Hello! because we couldn't have enough food. Our parents always asked to children study hard! It's only the way overcoming poverty! So parents never spent money for themselves but paid for educational fees for their kids. Although Korea has small land and doesn't have nature resources, now day Korea became a rich country. I strongly believe our culture power comes from our people. I'm watching our miraculous change through whole my life and I'll keep watching our great journey by the time when I die. I as a Korean, I'm so happy and I really appreciate to the sacrifice of our parents.

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  12. Pues si, gracias a Parasite y a BTS, Corea esta teniendo un gran momento. Tienes razon Jimmy, ambos son geniales

  13. Should I be so famous to meet Jimmy fallon ,, I want to be a friend with him 😎

    I don't have friend looks like him

    Actually I don't understand alot of what he talking about ,, but I'm pretty sure that I want to hang out with him
    PEACE🌹

  14. Me being a Korean, I'm so proud that Parasite got awarded However watching Jimmy making fun of the politicians, no matter what, we still have something to achieve in terms of freedom of speech

  15. Trump has *ALWAYS been the Master of Debt, just like those six businesses that he has run that he has Declared bankruptcy at all of them at least Once. But Still, the wonton fiscally-irresponsible gop are at it Again…

  16. ν•˜ As an Asian , and I'm South Korean . This clip is not funny at all…😠 Very unpleasant !!! Why this american or Other americans are not considering sensitive that using Asian as a tool for teasing in this famous show .. ?? Unlike they treat African or African – american.

    Also in my opinion, ellen thinks it's Not seriously using make fun of asian Who don't speak english perfect. As everyone knows there is not tolerated discriminate or make fun of black people cuz of history.. But Still, in American society, i think they don't consider using asians as a tool for teasing is rude even. All they have is they can just speak english , their native language . AND this is not first time. ellen didn't make a mistake. she has always been racist against asians. and the audience at the show looks the same too. So turned off …. hmm..

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