16 Personalities at a Job Interview (funny)

– I know this must be a stressful thing for you having to hire someone new. So just let me know what I can do for you to make this as smooth as possible. Uh, your job posting
was a little bit unclear so I went ahead, I rewrote it, made it a little more streamlined. So, statistically, this should bring in much more
highly-qualified candidates. – [Interviewer] What’s a time you’ve had a disagreement at work? – I find that disagreements,
they’re generally improper. And as long as everyone
feels good, and is happy and is getting along, management
can do as they see fit. – [Interviewer] Uh, what are you… ? – Oh, sorry, I was just
sketching your portrait. You can keep that. Also, I was wondering, do you have a kombucha bar for employees? – [Interviewer] Can you handle a fast-paced working environment? – The speed at which you’re
asking me these questions, makes me question how
fast-paced it truly is. – [Interviewer] Where do you
see yourself in five years? – CEO of a company that
will buy your company and increase profits a hundred-fold. – [Interviewer] What’s this? – It’s a poem I wrote about how I feel about this job interview. It’s called Locking my
Own Cage from the Inside. – [Interviewer] Okay. – It’s actually pretty good. – [Interviewer] I see there’s
a gap in your employment. Why was that? – Uh (chuckling) yeah, gap in my resume, just like the gap in
your teeth, am I right? I’m just playing around, just kidding. The gaps in my resume. I am sorry, I am just mesmerized
by your teeth, right now. – [Interviewer] What would
you say are your strengths? – Is my resume not detailed enough? Do I need to spell it out for you? Here, gimme that. (paper shuffling) Let me just read it to you, since apparently, it’s not clear enough. Okay, you’re hired. – [Interviewer] We’re interviewing you. – Oh, sorry, what was this job for again? – [Interviewer] Payroll accountant. – (chuckling) What the
(beep) was I thinking? – [Interviewer] Why should we hire you? – That’s kind of a dumb question. – [Interviewer] If we give you the job, how much money will you make us? – Well that depends on
what you mean by money. It isn’t obvious to me that we’re talking about the same thing. – [Interviewer] What are your weaknesses? – Uh, none. – [Interviewer] Tell me
a little about yourself. – Just tell me who you want me to be and I’ll be that. – [Interviewer] Do you
have any questions for us? – Hey, forget the questions,
I brought brownies. Let’s just dig in. (uplifting music) It’s a poem about about how I feel. Oh, you can’t look at the camera. Okay, you’re hired. (sighing) What the frick was I thinking?

100 Replies to “16 Personalities at a Job Interview (funny)”

  1. โ€œJust tell me what you want me to be and Iโ€™ll be that.โ€ Is literally my inner dialogue in all interviews. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Itโ€™s so hard not to be like โ€œlook, Im anti-matter, man. Just tell me what you think you need me to do around here, so I can take that form and get started figuring out and fix what actually needs to be fixed around here for high efficiency/everyone to be happy.โ€

  2. It was a long time since I had so much fun with a video! I'm sorry if anyone was personally offended by this …

  3. โ€œWhy should we hire you?โ€

    MY INTP BRAIN: I wouldnโ€™t feel comfortable answering that question without first completing a needs-analysis of the position followed by a thorough examination of the qualifications of all other applicants. If you can provide the necessary materials by tomorrow, I can have my answer to you by next Thursday.

  4. scroll hundred comment, found few isfp
    Me: is isfp going extinct or everyone else just type comment but dont send it just like me and the other 3 comment ive been typed before

  5. INTP: I can give you so many interesting and important facts about me that can impress you, but I'll be too anxious and nervous to give you proper answers because I don't know how to arrange the thoughts in my brain into coherent sentences and OH that question is really simple and unnecessary wHy-

  6. As an INTJ it's a real challenge to not be intimidating or threatening.
    – Where do you see yourself in five years?
    – Firing you if you're not performing.

  7. Everytime I am about to do something out of my element my strong emotions make me write. Usually in an abstract sense through short story of symbolism or poetry in free verse. Actually, I usually need to bring index cards of what is normal to say and practice it because if left to myself I will go on a tangent and start talking about harmony and what things should be and not is. As an infp of course…I am jobless.

  8. As an ENFP I probably wouldnโ€™t say those things out loud but definitely would be thinking that in my head ๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. As an ENFP I definitely needed those gaps in my resume (where I was just working for cash and wonderfully free) to build the courage up to go back into the corporate prison.

  10. 0:00 ENFJ

    0:13 ISTJ

    0:26 ISFJ

    0:41 ISFP

    0:54 ESTP

    1:03 INTJ

    1:09 INFP

    1:23 ENFP

    1:42 ESTJ

    1:56 ENTJ

    2:01 ESFP

    2:08 INTP

    2:13 ENTP

    2:23 ISTP

    2:30 INFJ

    2:35 ESFJ

  11. As an ISTJ I can relate because people call me a perfectionist and make someone recognize their mistakes. I dont know why but IT RELATES ME SO MUCH.

  12. I saw the way INTP was dressed and sitting and immediately thought โ€œYeah thatโ€™s INTPโ€ before he even opened his mouth. Good job!

  13. ESFP here. Yeah what the fuck. We don't belong to such a capitalistic heartless company๐Ÿ˜‚ Nope. I was even wondering why the fuck an ESFP would apply. First: boring job (yaaawn), second: dresscode (oh hell nah!), third: responsibility (do you want to go bankrupt? Because that's how you got bankrupt)

  14. Infp here ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†โœŒ

    Also i have heard an isfj colleague explain the same thing to people, nearly verbatim!๐Ÿ˜† You really nailed this โœŒ. I enjoyed thanx
    You looked so much like me, an infp, in the thumbnail i had to click on this video and check it out ๐Ÿค—

  15. โ€œGap in my resume just like the gap in your teeth am I right…. Sorry I am just mesmerized by your teeth right nowโ€ ๐Ÿ’€ #ENFP ๐Ÿ˜‚

  16. If you're wondering "what do the letters mean" just Bing "MBTI"
    subscribe for more "laughs" ๐Ÿ‘‰ http://bit.ly/frankjames

  17. Why did I connect with the INFJ part so much?? Oh yeah… cause I am one ๐Ÿ˜
    I've said those exact words on more than one occasion ^^'

  18. As an ESFJ, I baked customized birthday cakes for every colleague from my previous job for over three years ๐Ÿคฃ This is so real

  19. "ceo of a company that will buy your company and increase profits a hundredfold"

    As an INTJ-A and a slytherin (slytherin freaking prIDE!!) that is so me I cannot handle it

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